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Sweet Things

£2.50 per month (plus tax)

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Access to the library of all free audios, in one place. This tier is more like giving a tip - there's no new content, but no having to click around different places to find what you want. You'll also receive any random writings or musings I may post.

🧁 Written ramblings or updates on a scattered basis.
🧁 Library of all public audios ever released.
🧁 15% off merchandise

Muffins

£6.50 per month (plus tax)

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This tier offers access to all free content in one place and additional exclusive content monthly. Note, there is not a set schedule.

🧁 Written ramblings or updates on a scattered basis.
🧁 Library of all public audios ever released.
🧁 NSFW Exclusives
🧁 SFW Exclusives
🧁 Rambles
🧁 Updates, BTS
🧁 Polls for you to help choose content
🧁 15% off merchandise

Baby Cakes

£10.50 per month (plus tax)

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This tier offers access to all free content in one place and additional exclusive content monthly (no set schedule). No additional content, simply a tier for those who would like to offer more and can do so.

🧁 Written ramblings or updates on a scattered basis.
🧁 Library of all public audios ever released.
🧁 NSFW Exclusives
🧁 SFW Exclusives
🧁 Rambles
🧁 Updates, BTS
🧁 Polls for you to help choose content
🧁 15% off merchandise

Sugar Plums

£38.50 per month (plus tax)

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For you sugar-mommies and sugar-daddies who have the desire and means to treat. You'll get a customized audio just for you every other month, with the ability to choose the theme.